HUMOR

You Promised You Wouldn’t Touch My Humanity, Domino’s Pizza

A delivery to remember

Daniel Williams
4 min readApr 15, 2023

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I recently ordered Domino’s online and selected a marvelous delivery option:

“Contactless.”

The website described it beautifully:

“A Contactless Delivery prevents direct personal contact between you and your…

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Daniel Williams

A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.