HUMOR

Why Didn’t You Tell Us You Were Beautiful?

A story of regret

by author

In seventh grade we had a long-term substitute teacher who was a hunchback. That’s the word we used. Being seventh graders, we liked our words from the 18th century, especially if this added that special punch of cruelty.

I’ve been a sub. It’s a tough job even with the best of spines. Even if you’ve…