HUMOR

The Benefits Of Running Yourself To Death

The run positive movement

Daniel Williams
7 min readApr 1, 2023

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I stopped running a few years ago. Not in the figurative sense. I’ll never stop running from my past. It’s the only way I can achieve enough distance from it to see it clearly enough to laugh at it.

I mean I quit running for exercise. I was convinced it would wear out my legs, eroding them…

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Daniel Williams

A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.