HUMOR

Of Squirrels And Physicals

A story about what I saw on the way to getting my downstairs professionally inspected

Daniel Williams
4 min readDec 30, 2022

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Mom drove, strangling the steering wheel with both hands. I rode shotgun, strangling my heart with ice-cold stage fright. We were on our way to the doctor’s office where my penis and testicles would be taking an exam.

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Daniel Williams

A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.