HUMOR

If I Ever Catch Up To You

My vengeance hasn’t aged a day

Daniel Williams
7 min readSep 30, 2023

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A fast road cut through the little town where I grew up. It was a boondock highway, deadly Route 3.

Speed limit 55. Which meant one gloomy pervert went 55, and everyone else enjoyed the gut-toughening roar of the 70s and 80s.

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Daniel Williams

A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.