HUMOR

Finding Fossil Fuels In The Bottom Of Your Heart

for those in love with life and dinosaurs

Daniel Williams
6 min readJul 29, 2023

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by author

I stole a bracelet from my nephew. It’s one of those rubber bracelets that make people imagine you’re supporting a cause.

You are.

You’re wearing a bracelet. Which means that rubber loop is wrapped around your wrist instead of…

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Daniel Williams

A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.