Dad Took The Fart For Me

Daniel Williams
6 min readAug 9, 2020

It happened during evening church.

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On a scale of one to ten, one being “silent,” and ten being “everybody in the church heard it,” my fart registered on the traitorous end.

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Daniel Williams

A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.