HUMOR

All Creatures Great

They really are

Daniel Williams
7 min readMay 14, 2022

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My dog’s only defect is that she can’t hug me. Her arms don’t bend that way.

This is frustrating because a reciprocal bearhug is the only way for me to express the feeling caused by her extreme cuteness.

Without a hug to exorcise the feeling, I fall on the floor, slain by the cuteness. While saying “I love you I love…

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Daniel Williams

A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.