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Afraid Of The Dark, Armed To The Teeth, And Completely Ineffective

Tell me your fear-of-the-dark story

Daniel Williams
8 min readNov 27, 2022

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To help me conquer my fear of the dark, mother would say, “There’s nothing in the dark that isn’t in the light.”

But she would also say, “When you’re scared, read the Bible.”

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Daniel Williams

A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.