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Misbehaving in Maine: 30 Half-Learned Lessons

Misbehaving in Maine: 30 Half-Learned Lessons

You want bombs, monsters, torture, psychosis, and attempted fratricide? Welcome to a childhood in boondock Maine. Buy the book.

2025

Stories

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Beloved

Are You My Lover?

the dating years

4d ago

Are You My Lover?

4d ago

Published in
Zenite

I Heart Humanity

that is, until it steals from me

May 4

I Heart Humanity

May 4

Published in
Wholistique

The Art Of Losing

and the heaven of finding

Apr 27

The Art Of Losing

Apr 27

Published in
Zenite

Dear Dad, I’m In A Movie, And I Wrote A Book. Get Proud.

“Get better at math, and we’ll see” — Dad

Apr 19

Dear Dad, I’m In A Movie, And I Wrote A Book. Get Proud.

Apr 19

Published in
Zenite

My Little Sister Risked Her Life To Be My Friend

and it was worth it

Apr 14

My Little Sister Risked Her Life To Be My Friend

Apr 14

Published in
Wholistique

Meet The World’s Best Walmart Conveyor Belt Grocery Loader

With my wife as my witness

Apr 5

Meet The World’s Best Walmart Conveyor Belt Grocery Loader

Apr 5

Published in
Zenite

The Rich Found God And Stuck A Flag In His Head

the day I met the lady who owns the ocean

Mar 29

The Rich Found God And Stuck A Flag In His Head

Mar 29

Published in
Zenite

The Cabin Where It Almost Ended

“Nothing good ever happens in the woods” — Norm Macdonald

Mar 23

The Cabin Where It Almost Ended

Mar 23

Published in
Wholistique

Summer Of The Flying Butts

May the green cathedral of summer never fall

Mar 15

Summer Of The Flying Butts

Mar 15

Published in
Zenite

Sorry, You’ve Got The Wrong Autism

You can’t name all the presidents or do miraculous math? Then what good are you?

Mar 9

Sorry, You’ve Got The Wrong Autism

Mar 9

Daniel Williams

Daniel Williams

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A poverty-stricken soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.

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