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Daniel Williams

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The Monster Coloring Book

The Monster Coloring Book

Monster lovers, this is your book. I've rounded up a hundred or so, and they're hungry for color. Feed them quickly or suffer the consequences.

2024

Daniel Williams

Daniel Williams

Stories

Published in
Zenite

Dear Dad, I’m In A Movie, And I Wrote A Book. Get Proud.

“Get better at math, and we’ll see” — Dad

3d ago

Dear Dad, I’m In A Movie, And I Wrote A Book. Get Proud.

3d ago

Published in
Zenite

My Little Sister Risked Her Life To Be My Friend

and it was worth it

Apr 14

My Little Sister Risked Her Life To Be My Friend

Apr 14

Published in
Wholistique

Meet The World’s Best Walmart Conveyor Belt Grocery Loader

With my wife as my witness

Apr 5

Meet The World’s Best Walmart Conveyor Belt Grocery Loader

Apr 5

Published in
Zenite

The Rich Found God And Stuck A Flag In His Head

the day I met the lady who owns the ocean

Mar 29

The Rich Found God And Stuck A Flag In His Head

Mar 29

Published in
Zenite

The Cabin Where It Almost Ended

“Nothing good ever happens in the woods” — Norm Macdonald

Mar 23

The Cabin Where It Almost Ended

Mar 23

Published in
Wholistique

Summer Of The Flying Butts

May the green cathedral of summer never fall

Mar 15

Summer Of The Flying Butts

Mar 15

Published in
Zenite

Sorry, You’ve Got The Wrong Autism

You can’t name all the presidents or do miraculous math? Then what good are you?

Mar 9

Sorry, You’ve Got The Wrong Autism

Mar 9

Published in
Zenite

Live By The Sea, Die By The Sea

The day I almost became a body

Mar 1

Live By The Sea, Die By The Sea

Mar 1

Published in
Wholistique

My Wicked Farmer Had A Date With Fourteen Hundred Pounds Of Karma

Now and then, fate can be a gentleman

Feb 22

My Wicked Farmer Had A Date With Fourteen Hundred Pounds Of Karma

Feb 22

Published in
Zenite

Forgetting Bumblebees

Help me remember

Feb 15

Forgetting Bumblebees

Feb 15

Daniel Williams

Daniel Williams

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A poverty-stricken soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.

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