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Misbehaving in Maine: 30 Half-Learned Lessons

Misbehaving in Maine: 30 Half-Learned Lessons

You want bombs, monsters, torture, psychosis, and attempted fratricide? Welcome to a childhood in boondock Maine. Buy the book.

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“Promise You’ll Never Tell This Story” (Grampa, 1991)

“I promise.”

“Promise You’ll Never Tell This Story” (Grampa, 1991)

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Jul 12

Artificial Beats Authentic Again

Better, faster, more polite.

Artificial Beats Authentic Again

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Jul 5

Teaching Time With Violence

A lesson you don’t forget

Teaching Time With Violence

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Jul 1

I’ve Only Been Fast Enough Once

It won’t happen again

I’ve Only Been Fast Enough Once

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Jun 21

The Day Arm Wrestling Died In Maine

Our armies retreated to our sleevies

The Day Arm Wrestling Died In Maine

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Jun 14

Sprains On The Cobbles Of Memory Lane

Ring the high school bell, it’s suffer time!

Sprains On The Cobbles Of Memory Lane

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Jun 7

Nearer, My Death, To Thee

We’ve all had at least one brush. What’s your best?

Nearer, My Death, To Thee

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Jun 1

Walmart, You Will Remember Me

Do your worst, third-party sales representatives, for I will do mine

Walmart, You Will Remember Me

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May 23

Greece, A Fine Place To Defeat The Past

Love laughs at distances

Greece, A Fine Place To Defeat The Past

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May 16

Your Sexy Morbidity

Sexy, yes, but where did it come from?

Your Sexy Morbidity

Daniel Williams

Daniel Williams

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A soft, poverty-stricken Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.

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