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Love Brought Us Together, Hate Made Us A Family

Your love is great, Mindy, but your hate is why I’m still here.

3 min read6 days ago

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Love Brought Us Together, Hate Made Us A Family

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I Am Become Dan, The Eater Of Churches

I’ve invented the new rock that God can’t lift

7 min readApr 7, 2024

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I Am Become Dan, The Eater Of Churches

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Wholistique

If Only I Had Been Immaculately Conceived, I Wouldn’t Have This Problem

What I inherited from my mortal father

6 min readMar 30, 2024

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If Only I Had Been Immaculately Conceived, I Wouldn’t Have This Problem

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Daniel Williams

Death Is The New Holiday

I thought, “I could die today,” and it felt like my birthday

5 min readMar 23, 2024

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Death Is The New Holiday

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Wholistique

The Day Thunder Changed Our Dog

It was the first and last evolutionary leap I ever saw

6 min readMar 16, 2024

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The Day Thunder Changed Our Dog

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Daniel Williams
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Wholistique

What Better Chair Than A Pair Of Steady Hands?

Let me explain

8 min readMar 1, 2024

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What Better Chair Than A Pair Of Steady Hands?

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Wholistique

The Pastor Who Dared To Go There

And the flock that didn’t say a word to stop him

7 min readFeb 24, 2024

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The Pastor Who Dared To Go There

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I’m 43 And I Have A Bully

Why is it just as painful as 30 years ago?

9 min readFeb 17, 2024

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I’m 43 And I Have A Bully

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Daniel Williams
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Bleeding Out For A Laugh

The sometimes-disaster of love sounding like laughter

5 min readFeb 10, 2024

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Bleeding Out For A Laugh

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Daniel Williams
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Wholistique

Why Can’t I Stop Licking My Poison Frog Brain?

Maybe it’s an acquired taste thing

5 min readFeb 3, 2024

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Why Can’t I Stop Licking My Poison Frog Brain?

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Daniel Williams

Daniel Williams

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A poverty-stricken, soft Batman by night. Illustrator and writing teacher by day. Previously: McSweeney’s, Slackjaw.

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